Warning: Complete absurd story follows...

Did you know that cows can lactate lemonade? No seriously, they can and do. Research into an obscure cult in the southwest has uncovered this phenomenon. According to observations acolytes of the cult soak cows in a salt bath after they come in from pasturing. After a certain period of time the cows begin to lactate lemonade. The use of this lemonade is still under speculation, due to further observations regarding ingestion and ceremonial baths in relation to the suspected liquid.

Background on that story; complete and utter bullshit. That was inspired last year during a bout with fever and "Spider and Scorpion" by Phillip M Jackson. The key to the telling of this story is the delivery, do it good enough and people will believe.

Why am I sharing this? Well apparently if people can worship teapots, then my story isn't too far fetched, neh?